VERANT DID A BAD BAD THING
(sung to the tune 'Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing' by Chris Isaak)

Verant did a bad bad thing, Verant did a bad bad thing.
Verant did a bad bad thing, Verant did a bad bad thing.

You ever camp something so much you thought your little brain was gonna split in two?
Yeah, I thought so.
You ever spent all day waiting for the stupid mob to spawn for you?
Yeah, I know so.
You ever pray with all your heart and soul but not get the spawn all day? (yeah yeah)

Verant did a bad bad thing, Verant did a bad bad thing.
Verant did a bad bad thing, I hate camping, I hate camping

You ever toss and turn your lying awake and thinking about the lewt you love?
Yeah, I thought so.
You ever close your eyes and make believe your strangling the one your dreaming of?
Yeah, I know so.
It hurts so bad when you finally know just how long, long, long, long, long you'll camp.

Verant did a bad bad thing, Verant did a bad bad thing.
Verant did a bad bad thing, I hate camping, I hate camping