DREADLANDS BOUND
(sung to the tune 'Homeward Bound' by Simon & Garfunkle)

I'm sitting in the porting station
Got a ticket for my destination
Out to make heroic stands
My Oak Bow and my Axe in hand
And ev'ry raid is neatly planned
For a pallie and a one man band
Dreadland bound
I wish I was
Dreadlands bound
Dread - where the mobs are waitin
Dread - where Rekus' armor's chaffin
Dread - where adventure's waiting
Patiently for me

Ev'ry zones an endless stream
Of loot and mobs and sights to see
And each port is a thrill for me
Great adventure with my family
And ev'ry strangers' face I see
Reminds me that I long to be
Dreadlands bound
I wish I was
Dreadlands bound
Dread - where the mobs are waitin
Dread - where Rekus' armor's chaffin
Dread - where adventure's waiting
Patiently for me

Well I guess I'll sing this song again
I'll sing a tune, and pretend
But wait, is that a friend I see
A member of my family
It seems Glawena's come for me
And with a port now we will be
Dreadlands bound
It seems I am
Dreadlands bound
Dread - where the mobs are waitin
Dread - where Rekus' armor's chaffin
Dread - where adventure's waiting
Patiently for me

Well, this is much expanded over what I sang while sitting there in the snow - I hope you liked it.