Rekus the Barb Rake Wielder
(sung to 'Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner' by Warren Zevon)

Rekus was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun
With his Wurmslayer beside him, fighting to be done
The deal was made in Halas, on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Erud's Crossing, to join the bloody fray

Through shark infested waters, he fought the fishy horde
With his funky rake gripped tightly, awash in floating gore
For quite some time he battled and sent them to their graves
He killed to go on living there beneath the waves.

Rekus the Barb Rake Wielder
Rekus the Barb Rake Wielder

His comrades fought beside him, Soaren and the rest
But of all the Rake Wielders - Rekus was the best
So all the sharks decided they wanted Rekus dead
One great big killer shark bit off Rekus' head

Rekus the headless Barb Rake Wielder
Rekus the headless Barb Rake Wielder